HELLO THERE, WELCOME! So, you’re a newbie writer and you’re thinking of self publishing a book. Great. Are you freaking out because you have no idea what you’re doing? Guess what? So am I. Don’t know a protagonist from a potato, an ISBN from a KDP? Chill, we’ll learn a few tricks along the way. Get on the storycoaster and read the real experiences of a new writer—there will be learning curves, moments of sheer frustration, public humiliation and one day, a book I can call my own.